Percy’s demeanor immediately contorts into something mischievous, and Jason’s left wondering how Percy isn’t a Son of Hermes. “Something about ‘Seaweed Brain,’ and, ‘don’t be an idiot.’”

Nico and Jason turn to Frank, who facepalms.

“He bought you a shirt,” Frank supplies helpfully.

“A shirt,” Nico repeats.

“It’s bedazzled,” Percy supplies. “That way Hazel can sense you wherever you go. Rhinestones and all.”

Huh. “You have to admit that’s genius,” Jason says.

How does one write Percy Jackson 



[Fic] #JASICO

kingburu:

Title: #JASICO 

Rating: G

Pairing: Jason Grace x Nico di Angelo

Genre: Romance/Fluff

Notes: Based off of this picture by fimyuan!<3 Happy birthday, ilyone!! I hope you had a good one! ;u; 

Summary: Jason gets his first phone. Nico indulges him. 

"Why do you have that thing pointed at me?" Nico grouches accusingly. He arches an eyebrow, lips in a flat line, and narrows his gaze at Percy. 

 

Percy laughs. 

 

"Because," Jason says—which makes Nico jump as the son of Jupiter lands beside him. "You’d kill Percy if he was the one to sneak up on you.” 

 

Nico’s lips contort into a smirk. “Who says you’re any better?” 

 

"I resent that." Jason’s eyebrow arches into the air, his demeanor a little smug, and Nico only rolls his eyes. 

 

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sometimes you read stories with the kids after trope and you know either the author is under the age of twelve or they have no understanding of how genetics work 



fangirl-is-a-lifestyle:

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

ayantiel:

ofhorriblesanity:

forsciencejohn:

I AM SO HAPPY THIS POST EXISTS

ALL THE BABIES.

I love how with most of them you can sorta see the similarities
and then there’s Martin

…. !@#$%^&* hasn’t changed at all

MARTIN FREEMAN LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME!!

their haircuts are all so terrible



every time i see my nieces and mynephew i just get the great urge to write child!fic 





the-red-in-the-rose:

noribouu:

protojammed:

He doesn’t look like he’s going to be gentle at all

OMFG I AM SO SCARED FOR MY ASS RIGHT NOW.

GENTLY





marauders4evr:

sauronthenecromancer:

the-profuscus:

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.