your phone is captain America
Percy’s demeanor immediately contorts into something mischievous, and Jason’s left wondering how Percy isn’t a Son of Hermes. “Something about ‘Seaweed Brain,’ and, ‘don’t be an idiot.’”
Nico and Jason turn to Frank, who facepalms.
“He bought you a shirt,” Frank supplies helpfully.
“A shirt,” Nico repeats.
“It’s bedazzled,” Percy supplies. “That way Hazel can sense you wherever you go. Rhinestones and all.”
Huh. “You have to admit that’s genius,” Jason says.
How does one write Percy Jackson
Pairing: Jason Grace x Nico di Angelo
Summary: Jason gets his first phone. Nico indulges him.
"Why do you have that thing pointed at me?" Nico grouches accusingly. He arches an eyebrow, lips in a flat line, and narrows his gaze at Percy.
"Because," Jason says—which makes Nico jump as the son of Jupiter lands beside him. "You’d kill Percy if he was the one to sneak up on you.”
Nico’s lips contort into a smirk. “Who says you’re any better?”
"I resent that." Jason’s eyebrow arches into the air, his demeanor a little smug, and Nico only rolls his eyes.
sometimes you read stories with the kids after trope and you know either the author is under the age of twelve or they have no understanding of how genetics work
I AM SO HAPPY THIS POST EXISTS
ALL THE BABIES.
I love how with most of them you can sorta see the similarities
and then there’s Martin
…. !@#$%^&* hasn’t changed at all
MARTIN FREEMAN LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME!!
their haircuts are all so terrible
every time i see my nieces and mynephew i just get the great urge to write child!fic
He doesn’t look like he’s going to be gentle at all
OMFG I AM SO SCARED FOR MY ASS RIGHT NOW.
My masterpiece of a tweet
Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them.
I love this
And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty
These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.
To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would
u ok sarah
reblogging for that comment
at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better
Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.